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[Boxxy]

Yay.

Norton is racist, but Boxxy is the Queen of the Portal.

[The TRUE death of Hinata]

SO MUCH BETTER

I just had to sit through 'Racism!' and had just lost all faith in Flashmakers of today, so thank you for restoring it.

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

[Racism!]

What the fuck?

What a fucking shit piece of shitfuck. Seriously, if I wanted to watch a boring piece of crap, I'd go watch Neurotically Yours. This isn't particularly interesting or nicely animated or meaningful, it just has an overly obvious RACISMS MESSAGE.

Seriously.

[D2FX: Juicebox...]

Haha!

Love the Puzzle Pirates whistle when he boards!

[Asylum 3]

Incredibly well-made

Heavy action and clean animation; an awesome movie. Some of the transitional story isn't entirely clear but this adds somewhat to the whole effect. Well done.

[Angry Dog - Catchphrase]

I liked this one!

Even without your lobster guy, I found this pretty amusing. I especially liked the cephalopod at the end.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks! i think the cephalopod deserves her own spinoff show, what do you think?

[Jesus vs. Godzilla]

This is shit.

This is quite shit to the point of being not good at all. Recreating Bleach scenes using Godzilla, and especially Jeeeeeeeeesis, lacks originality and any degree of coolness that Godzilla may have brought to this movie has just been anally raped.

[Final Fight:the Nerd Saga]

Just watchable

I basically feel that the plot is very strained, just so that you can have a plot. The animation is quite nice, but I didn't really find the jokes funny. The main thing that kept me interested was the Skies of Arcadia music you put in there. =D

rtil responds:

ok how about this one
yknow how like in sonic you get rings and jump on tv's and you get stuff
but in real life
there are no rings in the sky and if you jump on a tv nothing happens???????
i tried it and it's true LOL

[Biology vs. Chemistry]

Well animated

But the script could use some work. I'd have been more impressed if they hadn't just used subject keywords, and if the name of the moves had anything obvious to do with the way they work (other than hydrogen).

In the end, though, the only science is physics.

[Burnt Face Man 8]

Unimpressed

Quite honestly, I'm tired of seeing Burnt Face Man ripped apart without anything much else happening. It's fine when he's on an adventure, but this felt mediocre. I hope the next one is less disappointing.